2. Even Stalin was shot down by chicks when he talked about Marxism.
3. If you are studying philosophy, be nice to the lunch lady. After all, one day you will need her to cover your shift.
4. Yes, it is immature to laugh each time your professor says "Queer Theory"
5. Even though it is hilarious.
6. "20th century urban experience" does not mean riding on a night bus through a bad neighborhood.
7. If you can't spot the smartass in you're seminar that asks the most stupid questions, it must be you.
8. Good marks are great but an inhaler and a fanny pack will help you much more excelling in biology.
9. Linguistics were invented so the professor can shout motha fucka in the middle of the lecture hall without be considered mental.
10. History is the unique combination for people who on the one hand did badly in school and on the other don't have friends.
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