Photo - Man Ray (he was from Philly you know!)
An excerpt from an interview with the man in the street: "I feel insulted as a man".
An excerpt from an interview with the man in the street: "I feel insulted as a man".
Perfumeries and haberdasheries were swarmed today by angry consumers complaining of out-of-date fashion accessories. Peackockish ladies and stern gentleman were seen throwing rotten cottage cheese tubs on Oxford Street. At the UBS headquarters a riot broken out between groups of protestors arguing about Marx's commodity fetishism. One group claimed it had to do with concepts of alienation, the other claimed it was dealing with leather.
An excerpt from an interview with the man in the driver's seat: "I am embarrassed as a man."
Not since the queen's coronation there has been so many people showing up to watch a puppet show. Critics are unanimous; it is the worst display of bad taste they have ever been subjected to. Even minstrel shows were more politically correct. One critic: "Never again", the other critic: "Never before…"
An excerpt from an interview with the man in the iron mask: "I am ashamed as a man."
Let the show begin so we can see the automated breasts flicker in the spot lights, like head lights of a car colliding into a ten ton truck…
An excerpt from an interview with the man in the moon: "I was mortified. I am No more."
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I am inspired by the depth of feeling and insight shown here. Never before have I seen the Marxist polemic better explained or the plight of sexistly exploited women more sensitively described.
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i am titillated as a man.
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