- Treat light matters gravely, and grave matters lightly
- Always use your left hand to write and paint; unless you are left handed, which in that case you will do the opposite
- 1, 2, 3!
- Accept the un-accepted: invite the clergyman to your son's birthday
- Embrace the un-embraceable (hug a bureaucrat, hi-five a traffic warden, caress a civil servant)
- Be the devil's advocate (and charge him a bundle)
- In a public toilet; instead of shyness and embracement, be loud and extraverted.
- Attain a doctorate by writing your thesis on hot air balloon operators
- Favor showing works from pretty women rather than brooding unshaved painters
- Let your rabbi bless the unity of your nephew and his komodo dragon
- Hold exhibitions on top floors of building sites
- Invite the art critic to read his critique at the beginning of the show; the worse it is the better.
- Use cheap paint. You are not Rothschild; or Gauguin
- Invite a banana republic politician or diplomat to give you exhibition an air of dignity.
- Hire a big breasted secretary to dictate your thoughts
However remember: Fascistart is not done. It is. It was. It's Belgian waffles!
c 2010 Ethan Nechin
Brezhnev turns me on. Was this picture taken from the Pravda swim suit issue?
ReplyDeletedear anonymous. it is clear you need treatment immediately. on the other hand, if there is anything we all should have learned from E Nechin's learned FacistArt Manifesto, it is that Brezhnev's breasts should not be at the heart of any political debate (although, truthfully, they are near his heart).
ReplyDeleteSomething appear that the concept of being a fascistart painter or conceptor is not ironicly so virtual.Ther is a guy, on one famous internet portal israeli,that create the concept of FASHIONISTA, trying to move the public, interviewing in the street Rotschild, all the good loooking girls, and how do they manage to have a so devastating fashion look. The answer is FASCIONISTA.
ReplyDeleteexactly,
ReplyDeleteIn fascistart everything must look good. appearences need to be maintained in order to prlong the illusion of knowlegde and expertise.
That is why the art fascist is always right!
and annonymos, captn' bob did not get it wrong.
ReplyDeleteAs the fascistart is commited to the ruling cause, it was once an avid reader of "Pravda" (the truth), and were the fasion consultant for the eastern ural fall 1956 expose.