How does Deutsch twang sound like?

Crude, Shrewd,

   Hey dude,

don’t walk along a plain city,

somewhere on the outskirts of Sarajevo,

 Or near the Vatican,

anywhere where lads and ladettes,

speak about love and degradation,

        in a retro cafe.

neon signs warn about gender genocide,

Bourdieu and Badiou,

kept alive by I.V. drips of seventy% pure chocolate

battling pedagogs with German accents.

        How does Deutsch twang

              sound like?

 Salinger is dead and still

   I have no screw-on light bulb,

Microscopic elements enter my system

  while I am under,

Giving me false sense

that I am

     Somebody

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